1. if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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    (Source: hardcoregrandma, via quintessence-of-curiosity)

     
  2. shebreathespoison:

    Little, Leah Martin

    Taken in area surrounding Concordia Seminary, St. Louis, MO

     
  3. shebreathespoison:

    Lost, Leah Martin

    Warren County, MO

     

  4. I had a conversation about sexism with a real, live sexist today, guys. I WANT TO HULK SMASH ALL THE THINGS.

     
  5. (Source: e-verdeen, via daenystormborn)

     
  6. natalie-ann:

    asmilinggoddess:

    thefuuuucomics:

    cognitivedissonance:

    darthmobius:

    cognitivedissonance:

    I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

    LIES.

    that came from taxes I paid.

    Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.

    I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!

    Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.

    what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

    (via listenforthesmiles)

     
  7. tentacuddles:

    Comfort food.

    (Source: tentacuddles, via muscatwho)

     
  8. mapsontheweb:

    Prevalence of “um” vs. “uh” in the United States

    I want to live in one of those white spaces, where, presumably, they use neither.

    (Source: qz.com, via marykatewiles)

     

  9. "What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"
    — 

    My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

    #no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

    (via marykatewiles)

     

  10. HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM

    (Source: eggtragedy, via timemovesswiftly)