1. New favourite joke:

    awkward-fit:

    ohmyeme:

    karlimeaghan:

    A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

    i dont get it

    I hate that I actually laughed

    (via timemovesswiftly)

     

  2. badwolflaurel:

    pandafreakforlife:

    I hate when the media makes The Hunger Games look like a battle for love. Get your bullshit fantasies away. This is about murder, over powered government, and a girl trying to change the way things are. News flash not every girls fantasy is to find true love.

    the irony here is that our media is doing exactly what the Capitol did in the books; downplaying the murder, focusing on the bullshit love story

    (via danggitcaydie)

     

  3. "If you’ve ever sat next to someone on a plane who used your every move as an invitation to talk to you, congratulations: you now know what it’s like to be a woman."
    — (via wilwheaton)

    (Source: emilyvgordon, via theashleyclements)

     

  4. maidenmothercronus:

    inconvenientlylargelizard:

    HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

    1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
    2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

    ((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

    (via timemovesswiftly)

     
  5. phiftycent:

    princem4rtian:

    poyzn:

    This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

    I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

    oh my god

    (via hellogiggles)

     
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  7. thats-significantly-raven:

    nohnoelle:

    How To Train Your Humans

    I’m obsessed with this

    (Source: epic-humor, via timemovesswiftly)

     
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  9. muscatwho:

    mediamattersforamerica:

    How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning. 

    graon

    Wait, is this a real thing?

     
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