1. aseaofquotes:

    Jodee Blanco, Please Stop Laughing at Me

  2. fluffyplant:



    The floor is lava. [vid]

    This is one of the best gifs

    omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via marykatewiles)

  3. thelibrarina:


    You guys.

    Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.

    …What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

    "Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.

    Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.

    Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.

    Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”

    Men in Tights.”


    Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”

    Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”

    Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.

    "Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.

    A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.

    "What? I kind of want to see his head explode."

    Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”

    Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.

    The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.


    "Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.

    Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”

    Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”

    Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”

    Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.

    She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.

    "Spoilers make him angry."

    (via melbourneonmymind)


  4. punacceptable:

    fun prank: teach girls from an early age that their entire worth lays in how pretty they are, then make fun of them for being “”“superficial”“”

    (via marykatewiles)


    1. Benvolio: In love?
    2. Romeo: Out.
    3. Benvolio: Of love?
    4. Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
    5. Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
  5. So this little cigarette right here has sparked a whole new brand of TFiOS hate, much of which is coming from people who claimed to love the book. 

    Many people are now pointing out how “pretentious” Augustus is, and I can’t help but think, You’re only just now realizing this. He was written to be a seemingly pretentious and arrogant person. The acknowledgement of this is actually highly important because, without it, the book loses the message that a hero’s journey is that of strength to weakness

    Augustus Waters has big dreams for himself. He wants to be known and remembered; he wants to be a hero; he wants to be seen as perfect. But there’s already something standing in his way… He has a disability, and society tells him that a person cannot be both perfect and disabled. So what does he do? He creates a persona for himself. He tries to appear older and wiser than he is. But the pretentious side of him is NOT who he truly is. It’s all an act. (This is evident in the fact that he often uses words in the wrong context.)

    And when his cancer returns, we begin to see his mask cracking. The true Augustus begins to bleed through… Hazel even takes notice of this from time to time. And by the time we get to the gas station scene, Augustus is no longer the picture of perfection he was when we met him. The play has been canceled. The actor must reveal himself. And he’s revealed to be a weak, defenseless boy, succumbing to the cancer that is made of him. 

    THE PRETENTIOUSNESS IS INTENTIONAL. It stands to show Augustus’s journey from flawless to flawed, from strong to weak. It’s the key to understanding that Augustus was the hero he always wanted to be, even if he didn’t realized it. 

    (Source: tfios-changed-my-life, via weepycreep)

  6. aseaofquotes:

    Lisa See, Peony in Love

  7. ladyoftheshieldarm:

    Aragorn being done with everyone’s shit

    (via l-o-t-r)


  8. budvveiser:

    do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

    (via quintessence-of-curiosity)


  9. kuriboss:

    Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- what was I dreaming about again

    (via secretheartponderings)